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       May 08, 2004

    "One City, Many Visions, One Goal"

    OK, first off, what retard designed this page? More importantly, what retarded manager signed off on it? Honestly, what happened? Were the brass at madison newspapers sitting around and saying "you know, comrade, we just don't have enough stalinst looking pages. can we get more red in there, maybe some black, too? oh yeah, that looks good. how about a commie lookin font and a few statist looking stars? can we get that? we can? oh, sweet! but, wait, the actual logo still doesn't look commie enough? what can we do with that? oh, sweet! the "o' is now a star! so sweet!!!"

    Enter, the slogan. "One City, Many Visions, One Goal"
    What the hell is that?!
    First, that is the stupidest slogan that I've heard. I find it self defeating. I will concede that there is just one city. But- if there is only one goal, then why are there so many visions? Do all of the visions necessarily envision the same goal? If so, that must be a pretty poorly conceived goal. Or, at the very least, you would think that it would say "one vision," not "many visions." Or is there only one 'real" goal in the newspapers' mind? And whose goal is it? Retarded.

    Next, did the author come up with it after reading mein kampf? Who picks a slogan like that?

    Not to mention that these retards want to make sure that people turn out at the "poles." tell me, guys, which "pole," north or south?.


    Posted by jkhat at May 8, 2004 10:40 PM

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    #  March 7th, 2005 6:45 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: kris at June 19, 2004 03:05 PM

    you know, everytime i go to channel3000 or see one of their billboards i think of this post and crack up

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:45 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: at June 23, 2004 06:23 AM

    fuck off

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:45 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at June 23, 2004 09:32 AM

    insightful.

     
     

     

     


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