Linda Ronstadt Weighs In on Election 2004
Thank the Lord, Linda Ronstadt has finally broken her silence. On Saturday, Linda Ronstadt, the highly acclaimed political maven, finally shared her opinion of the President with the with the anxiously awaiting masses of America.
I for one am happy as a clam. Finally, the protests can stop. Living here in the Capital of our great Republic, I was sadded to see the tens of thousands of lost souls wandering aimlessly on the Mall, many desolate and disheveled, with their enormous signs asking "What Would Linda Do?" Signs desperately pleading, "Linda, Please Guide Us!" "Linda, we need your help!" It brought tears to my eyes.
But now, the nation waits no longer. Linda has spoken.
God bless Linda Ronstadt, and God bless the United States of America.
Update: July 19, 2004 Linda has spoken, but the people are telling her to shut up!
Posted by jkhat at May 15, 2004 06:42 PM
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