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  • Help us Waste Kerry Campaign Materials!

       July 20, 2004

    Sign up to get your John Kerry bumper stickers here!

    Why?
    1. Waste their campaign's money. As you know, it takes money to print and send out bumper stickers. Requesting bumper stickers that you're just going to turn around and throw away is a great way to waste the Kerry campaign's money. Personally, it makes me feel great to know that I'm doing my part to offset the huge contributions made by the Hollywood socialist elite

    2. Screw up their demographic "sampling" information. This one is very important, and is an area where we could do some real damage. As you know, several states, termed "battleground states," are close to being evenly split between Kerry and Bush. By requesting a lot of bumper stickers to these states, the dums will think that they have more support than they actually do, and will, as a consequence, start spending their money elsewhere.


    But wait! That's not all!

    The envelope containing the bumper sticker will no doubt contain a postage pre-paid envelope soliciting a contribution to their campaign. USE IT! (but don't include any money, obviously.) This too will waste the campaign's money, as they will be required to pay for the postage upon receiving that envelope in the mail, not to mention the processing costs associated with opening it, etc.

    I know that it is embarassing to have dummocrat material delivered to your home. Believe me, I get more than my share. The postman must think that I'm Hillary Clinton and Teddy Kennedy's secret illegitimate love child. So try to think of yourself as a secret, undercover, covert-ops agent, just like Arnie in True Lies. People may think that you're a liberal now, but the truth will come out in November when you're celebrating another 4 years.

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    Posted by jkhat at July 20, 2004 08:48 AM

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    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Dave at July 21, 2004 12:33 AM

    ingenious! i threw the banner up in a post, and will add the banner to the side bar in my site shortly! keep the good ideas coming!!

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: newzman at July 21, 2004 09:05 AM

    Typical Repulsivecan anti-democratic dirty tricks aimed at subverting democracy...there are always quislings that will collaborate with totalitarian wannabes. The pity is, they're usually to stupid to know they're only screwing themselves in subservience to the value-less corporate state. Then again, you are probably an amoral and spiritually empty person who would probably be happier in an Orwellian dystopia.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at July 21, 2004 09:12 AM

    just doing my part, newzman.

    "repulsivecan," huh? you make that up all by yourself?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: newzman at July 21, 2004 09:13 AM

    BTW, I just clicked on the banner and ordered 10 bumperstickers for $25. That should about equal half the assholes that are stupid enough to follow your suggestion...then again if your idea really takes off and gets picked up in the national media, it would probably be good for Kerry, by turning off swing voters and motivating the Democratic base even more than they are already. So I apologize for my earlier remarks, and just want to say "Thanks, and keep up the good work -- you schmuck!"

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at July 21, 2004 09:15 AM

    oh, you did not donate $25, you liar. that would be like, what, a month of allowance for you?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: newzman at July 21, 2004 09:19 AM

    Witty reparte, but you still didn't address how ounterproductive this idea is...and please DON'T. I'm hoping this crackpot idea will last long enough to circulate widely for the reasons I mentioned.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: newzman at July 21, 2004 09:22 AM

    Witty reparte, but you still didn't address how ounterproductive this idea is...and please DON'T. I'm hoping this crackpot idea will last long enough to circulate widely for the reasons I mentioned.

    Oh, I'm sorry...forgot who you were, a pathetic, anti-American coward hiding behind a firewall on a computer in your parent's garage apartment. Step out of the echo-chamber once in a while, if you dare....pussy...

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: newzman at July 21, 2004 09:24 AM

    ok sincere apologies for the second part of that last post....I was redirected to what I thought was a "banned" message and thought you were chicken...mea culpa

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at July 21, 2004 09:28 AM

    "you still didn't address...."

    what, are you under the impression that i'm here to debate with you or something, or that i'm somehow obligated to respond to your so-called "points?"

    why dont you come charging in here and yell that the earth is flat, then criticize me for not debating it with you.

    wait, you pretty much just did.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: at July 21, 2004 09:29 AM

    newzman said: "Oh, I'm sorry...forgot who you were, a pathetic, anti-American coward hiding behind a firewall on a computer in your parent's garage apartment. Step out of the echo-chamber once in a while, if you dare....pussy..."

    your true colors shine through.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: newzman at July 21, 2004 09:32 AM

    Let me get on your level:
    Oh, yeah?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: wow at July 23, 2004 08:43 AM

    i can't believe you can be so lame.

    yes, excess bumper stickers will be the end of john kerry.

    so fucking brilliant.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: wow at July 23, 2004 08:44 AM

    and you paid for the bumper stickers? so how exactly is he losing money?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: kris at July 23, 2004 08:49 AM

    1. honey, is it possible you can't take a joke?

    2. one bumper sticker is FREE, silly

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Nino at August 17, 2004 03:25 AM

    Is this how low you are willing to go? It's so pathetic and childish I wonder what grade you are in right now because I think only a fourth grader can give a suggestion as lame as this.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: honest abe at August 22, 2004 04:03 PM

    AAHHH! they call this "the trenches" folks, something Kerry knows all to well. He,he,he.

     
     

     

     


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