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  • Meet Teresa

       September 17, 2004

    (please welcome our first guest blogger, Joel. Joel currently resides in Seattle, Washington and he can give us a West Coast perspective and continue our tradition of having writers stuck in liberal looneylands.)

    Listening to the Train song, "Meet Virginia" gave me a great idea for a parody. I hope you like it.

    Meet Teresa

    She doesn't love the press, but there's nothing she's afraid to express
    If you catch her saying it "shove it", she won't confess
    She's Continental
    She flip flops every day, oh wait, that's me but anyway
    She doesn't care a thing about that, hey,
    She thinks I'm Continental
    Meet Teresa

    She never eats at Wendy’s, loves the watch she got from Fendi
    Wears what ex-Clinton advisors say is trendy
    Ain’t that Continental
    Meet Teresa

    Well she wants to be in France
    Yeah, we know who wears the pants
    Pulls away at every dance
    You just gotta know there’s no romance

    She’s got all the accouterments, but Pennsylvania’s just full of filthy peasants
    Her husband was a fine Senator for its residents
    Although my positions are largely unknown
    She gave my campaign a big, fat loan
    We just like to sit in our Brownstone, and rip on the President
    Meet Teresa

    Well she wants to be in France
    Yeah, we know who wears the pants
    Pulls away at every dance
    You just gotta know there’s no romance

    She only likes the Midwest, after Electoral votes are
    assessed, her timing is “questionable”
    You see her arrogance is tragic, but her checkbook is magic
    And the organizations she funds - questionable

    Meet Teresa-I can’t wait to
    Meet Teresa-yea

    Posted by Joel at September 17, 2004 10:17 AM

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    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: LLoyd Briggs at September 18, 2004 02:03 AM

    Hey Joel
    That was very creativly FANTASTIC!!!!
    That needs to get out to more people. I fell into this bolg (as I usually do) from another one that I fell into,(etc.) and I really like what you did.
    I waas not familiar at all with the song you parodied so I rea it first then went back to yours. The whole idea was retained as you did a great "variation" (as they say in classical music) on the words of the song but keep the soul of it.
    Excellent Job! I bookmarked so I could come back.
    p.s. If you have anything else you do or just come across anything in the blogoaphere feel comfortable to email me. I'm in 'hurricane" alley in broward County, Florida.




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