Meet Teresa
(please welcome our first guest blogger, Joel. Joel currently resides in Seattle, Washington and he can give us a West Coast perspective and continue our tradition of having writers stuck in liberal looneylands.)
Listening to the Train song, "Meet Virginia" gave me a great idea for a parody. I hope you like it.
She doesn't love the press, but there's nothing she's afraid to express
If you catch her saying it "shove it", she won't confess
She's Continental
She flip flops every day, oh wait, that's me but anyway
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey,
She thinks I'm Continental
Meet Teresa
She never eats at Wendy’s, loves the watch she got from Fendi
Wears what ex-Clinton advisors say is trendy
Ain’t that Continental
Meet Teresa
Well she wants to be in France
Yeah, we know who wears the pants
Pulls away at every dance
You just gotta know there’s no romance
She’s got all the accouterments, but Pennsylvania’s just full of filthy peasants
Her husband was a fine Senator for its residents
Although my positions are largely unknown
She gave my campaign a big, fat loan
We just like to sit in our Brownstone, and rip on the President
Meet Teresa
Well she wants to be in France
Yeah, we know who wears the pants
Pulls away at every dance
You just gotta know there’s no romance
She only likes the Midwest, after Electoral votes are
assessed, her timing is “questionable”
You see her arrogance is tragic, but her checkbook is magic
And the organizations she funds - questionable
Meet Teresa-I can’t wait to
Meet Teresa-yea
Posted by Joel at September 17, 2004 10:17 AM
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Hey Joel |