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  • Kerry Fairy Football

       September 18, 2004

    Are you ready for some football? I know I am!

    NFL football is the second best game on earth, second only to college football. As such, I spent all week getting my fantasy teams ready to go: making those first post-draft adjustments, scouring the waiver-wire for steals, swinging trades, etc, you know how it goes.

    I'm pumped to see hear the Packers maul the Bears, and I'm cheering for my current "hometown team," the Washington Redskins, as they look to continue their "Return of Joe Gibbs" winning ways and cream the cellar dweller Giants.

    Since I'm only here in Washington "temporarily," I'm the very definition of a transplant fan - and every year that I've been here I've tried to get more "in" to the skins. I admit, the Gibbs factor makes it a lot easier. (or is it the overdue absence of Steve Spurrier that does it? who can say for sure....)

    In any event, even though I currently live in Washington DC, believe me, I have no confusion about who *my* team is; believe me, when this Halloween rolls around, I'll be wearing solid Green and Gold. (as i run the marine corps marathon, btw.)

    To celebrate this glorious football Sunday, be sure to check out the website of the latest and greatest 527 group, Football Fans For Truth.


    UPDATEAzCat points out this great picture.


    Posted by jkhat at September 18, 2004 10:14 PM

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    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: kris at September 18, 2004 10:37 PM

    James,

    It pains me to say this, but I think you absolutely shouldn't root for our Packers on Halloween. Have I gone crazy? Nope, check this out:

    "A 72-year streak links the victory or defeat of the Washington Redskins on the eve of election day with the presidential race. If the Redskins go down to defeat or tie, the sitting president's party loses the White House."

    I posted about this awhile back, but it all comes down to who do I love more: the Packers or America.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Zachary at September 19, 2004 01:18 PM

    Oh I get it. Vague references to Kerry's sexuality is funny! Kerry's a fairy because look at those fingers! Only a blantantly flaming homosexual would ever be caught looking like that.

    http://photos1.blogger.com/img/51/1324/400/bush.jpg

    You're brilliant. Keep up the good work. Maybe next you can find Kerry sitting in a wheelchair and call him Speed Racer or something funny like that. Or maybe when he's eating a taco, you can call him Pablo. Oh, it's great. You've opened a whole can of funny.

    Way to be.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at September 19, 2004 03:18 PM

    zachary, somehow you think that making fun of someone for looking effeminate is on par with a racial slur? retard. (oh no, now i just offended retards everywhere by equating them with you.)

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Zachary at September 19, 2004 10:30 PM

    Then with what exactly is it on par? I suppose it's just something that makes you giggle like a little school girl whose ringlets just tickled her nose. Oh no, now I offended human beings everywhere by equating one of them with you.

    When you can say something intelligent and back it up, then we'll talk. Until then, keep your potty mouth to yourself. People like you are bringing down this race, don't you know.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at September 19, 2004 10:51 PM

    Zachary: "When you can say something intelligent and back it up, then we'll talk. Until then, keep your potty mouth to yourself. "

    well, there, zakky, why are you posting here? you dont think that i am intelligent, and you surely cant think that im gonna suddenly get intelligent then say to myself, "oh, i should call up zakky..." so why are you posting here to tell me that you dont want to talk to me? in fact, why are you reading this response now? you just like coming here and hitting "reload?" why, to start a fight, or keep one going? funny action for someone who says they dont want to "talk" to me.

    as far as the "keeping my potty mouth to myself," well, im a bit confused. did i call you? did i assault you? you specifically requested to view content on my computer. not only once, but many times. tell me, do you call people up and then, after they say hello, yell at them "KEEP YOUR MOUTH TO YOURSELF!"

    youre a nutcase zakky. in fact, i half suspect that "zachary" is simply an alter ego for one teresa heinz hypen kerry.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: AzCat at September 20, 2004 04:13 AM

    I think that this (http://home.comcast.net/~b.ensminger/absolutgirlyman.jpg just about says it all. :)

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: 02hawk796 at September 24, 2004 11:09 AM

    Guys wearing skirts which don't look like kilts?
    Girly.

    Guys who don't seem to wear the pants in the hyphenated family?
    Girly.

    Guys who are the only member of their family who can't own an SUV, for fear of their vanity or image?
    Need I say it?

    And obviously must then be chauffered around by his wife and daughters, when he tires of riding his $5,000 ten-speed "bike".
    Girly.

    Has Botux injections because he's worried about wrinkles? Can you say Vanity?
    Off the chart Girly.

    Can you imagine the above applied to The Duke, Clint, Bronson, Clark, or Henry Fonda? Or your other favorite manly men?

    And to clarify very simply for Zach's sake: no, Nathan Lane and Woody Allen do not qualify as "manly men," OK?

    Zach must just have some blindness with this.

     
     

     

     


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