My Close Personal Friends
Last night Dick Cheney said of John Edwards:
"Now, in my capacity as vice president, I am the president of Senate, the presiding officer. I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session. The first time I ever met you was when you walked on the stage tonight,"
Now, the Dems are trying to brand Cheney a liar because he and Edwards have apparently been in the same place at the same time before. The Crease reports on the absurdity of the whole argument.
According to Edwards' standard, you've met someone if you've stood behind them or sat next to them or heck, even been in the same room as them. By that standard, I'd like to name drop and point out my newfound close, personal relationships with the following:
- President Clinton
- Secretary of Health & Human Serices Tommy Thompson
- former Secretary of Health & Human Services Donna Shalala
- Atlanta Thrashers forward Dany Heatley
- comedian Tom Arnold
- former Madison mayor Paul Soglin
I know that's not much of a list, but you know, I wouldn't want to exaggerate my relationships with other well known personalities. I wouldn't want local leftists to start wearing t-shirts saying "KRIS LIES!!", after all. Hmmm...actually, that might be kinda cool. ;-)
Posted by at October 6, 2004 12:44 PM
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| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
I LOVE the Point Special cans. There are few people outside of WI who know the great beer. (My sister went to Point 72-76. Nothing better than a midwest point of view for someone transplanted to the Northeast Corridor. Best Wishes! |
| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
Haha Dick Cheney would never lie, Dick Cheney is the most honest man I can think of! |