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    • Weekend Caption Contest

       October 08, 2004

    In a weekend full of debating, beautiful weather and football (go Badgers!), take a moment or two to come up with a witty caption to the picture below. The winner gets one of our new "JOhn KErry" t-shirts!



    "So lemme get this straight, I get THREE terms if I punch him?"


    Submit entries to the comment section by the end of the day on Monday we'll pick a winner and will announce the winner here. If the winner has provided contact info, we'll contact the winner via email, get their size & color info and mailing address and send their t-shirt on its way.

    If you win and don't provide contact info, you'll have to get in touch with us when we announce that you've won. Keep in mind that you may have a hard time proving that you're actually the one who posted the submitted entry, so if we get multiple people claiming to be the winning poster, we'll just have to pick one. So, the moral of the story is, make sure you provide an email address when you submit your entry!

    Multiple entries are allowed, and James isn't eligible to win ;-)


    Posted by at October 8, 2004 04:02 PM

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    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Timm at October 8, 2004 04:32 PM

    Hey John, Who do you think will win this election? Oh, W!

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Steve S at October 8, 2004 04:40 PM

    Believe me, he really WAS my third choice!

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Steve S at October 8, 2004 04:42 PM

    I'll give you three guesses why he's holding up the ceiling.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: jkhat at October 8, 2004 07:11 PM

    no, not two. i have THREE purple hearts.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: brett at October 8, 2004 10:09 PM

    We're just like everybody else. Before I was in Vietnam I was a boy scout! I even know the secret handshake! And John waited on tables on summer. John, do your waiter thing!

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: ed at October 8, 2004 10:18 PM

    "i told you, she just didn't like it, i don't know why........ how? ........ what, are you kidding me? i know how to do the shocker."

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Bryon at October 8, 2004 11:34 PM

    Is Kerry giving the W sign?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Joe R. at October 9, 2004 09:11 AM

    We've done the man-on-man already, now we need a third.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: TripleNeckSteel at October 9, 2004 01:17 PM

    "WAIT!!! Make that three Pouilly-Fuisses and three evian waters!"

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 01:45 PM

    "DUDE! I told you he's gay! You owe me THREE BUCKS!"

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 01:47 PM

    "This is the THIRD TIME he told that Miss America joke and to be perfectly honest I'm getting a little tired of it."

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 01:50 PM

    "Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls of all ages, watch closely ... with the help of my lovely assistant Enrique, I will contradict myself THREE TIMES during the next ten seconds!

    Drumroll, please ..."

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 01:58 PM

    "Nonono, I said 'Menage a Trois'... it's French."

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 04:42 PM

    Man I'm just full of these today ... sorry they aren't all the greatest:

    "For the THIRD TIME, NO! My running mate is NOT James McGreevey!"

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 04:50 PM

    MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - In an effort to raise money for his campaign, John Kerry has introduced, 'Ladies Night on the Trail' where young Donkey-loving Democratic women can bid on their very own ass.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: DaBadger at October 9, 2004 04:56 PM

    "He's already breaking into showtunes and he's only had three beers!"

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Leah Klein at October 10, 2004 11:33 AM

    I'm John Kerry from planet Weird reporting for duty, this is our first global test. My alein assistant from planet Elsewhere will be conducting the test.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Jeanette Lucey at October 10, 2004 12:15 PM

    He peed Three, Three times! Look how relieved he looks now!

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Nathan at October 10, 2004 09:20 PM

    Someone should really bring it to these guys attention.

    Edwards: You waive like a really sick Ms America.

    Kerry: Holding up three fingers like that supports the "W". Way to go!!

    ... is this proof that even Kerry supports the "W" ... HAHAHAHA!

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Allan at October 10, 2004 11:14 PM

    He only scored 300 on his first LSAT!

    I don't know what happened...they've been like this ever since they had me give that stupid salute.

    & the piece d' resistance...

    This is how they flip the bird in Paris.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: at December 22, 2004 01:47 AM

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