When Vice President Dick Cheney visted Milwaukee in September, he unwittingly became the subject of a rather revealing photo in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

When Cheney ordered a decaf coffee and sat on a concrete ledge outside, Kopp’s manager Scott Borkin graciously brought him a sample of frozen custard. “The guy came all the way from the White House,” Borkin says. “He’s got to try our custard.”

The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper’s September 11 Metro section.

Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. “Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?” the reader asked.

Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?

“You’re not imagining it,” Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.

Let’s just say the snugness of Cheney’s pants left little to the imagination, and we’re not talking about his waistline.

Yes, dear gentle readers, it turns out that our Vice President is indeed a colossus of the government. His substantial position in the administration is truly justified by his immeasurable gifts.

Okay, enough beating around the, um, bush. Every since this story came out, people have been looking for this picture online. The Journal Sentinel wasn't very magnanimous. But today, I found it over on Wizbang. Now, relax and get ready to behold our Vice President in all his considerable glory.

To this, all I can say is: