Shopping for our Favorite Blogs
With just 12 shopping days until Christmas, now's the perfect time to give Santa a little help picking out gifts for some of our favorite bloggers. So St. Nick, if you're reading this, no thanks is necessary, just lay off the coal this year!
Ann Althouse: A gig as an occasional Capital Times columnist (although that's really more of a present for me) so how about throwing in some patchouli scented hemp oil soap so she can better blend in with Madison's crazy liberals.
Lorraine at American Lady: A full scholarship to Washington & Lee University.
Glenn Reynolds: A really kickass digital camera for all his cat blogging needs.
Ace: For Ace, I suggest three things: 1. More cowbell. 2. An Andrew Sullivan voodoo doll and 3. His own personal Dave Semenko to ward off attacks from angry Canadians.
Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities: A subscription to Soap Opera Digest.
Drew at the Longhorn Mafia: This is easy. Airfare, hotel accomodations and tickets to watch his Texas Longhorns lose to Michigan in the Rose Bowl.
John Hawkins at Right Wing News: A new Axis & Allies boardgame (is it safe to assume the old one he almost certainly has is worn out?) and a subscription to Hair Band Radio.
Law & Alcoholism: A case of Shiner Bock for Wisconsin and some Leinies to take back to Texas.
Risawn at Incoherant Ramblings: Wireless internet access wherever she may roam and some Glamour Shots for all her right wing fans and to piss off the lefties who think that it's impossible for women in the military to be both tough and cute.
Sondra K: Some desert camouflague lingerie (looks like she has the green camo color scheme, um, covered).
Joe from The Unabrewer: Since the Oldenburg Brewery Beer Camp is defunct, we'd have to suggest the Beer of the Month Club.
The Commissar: a gold-plated gavel to spice up the show trials.
For Zeke at It Is What It Is: A donation to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
And finally, for my partner here at Dummocrats, James, might I suggest the Time Life Hee Haw Collection? And no, I'm not a) kidding or b) trying to be mean.
Posted by at December 12, 2004 10:45 AM
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| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
Dude, I already have one! |
| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
Heh, okay, then I'd suggest either another year or a trip to the Daytime Television Salutes St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in NYC. You can read that Babe bitch the riot act she so richly deserves ;-) http://www.stjude.org/media/0,2561,453_4186_16011,00.html |
| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
You know...a scholarship to Washington and Lee University is the best present that anyone can think up? Ahh...how I'd love to get a college acceptance letter for Christmas. Thanks for thinking of me! ;) |
| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
An easy one, indeed! Whether or not we beat Michigan is of little consequence, however, as what really matters is what we do next year, when we head back to the Rose Bowl for the BCS Championship game. |
| # March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM Converted_Comment | |
Wow. A buck or two donation to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, would be my favorite Christmas present. |