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  • Navy's newest Seawolf Submarine: The USS Jimmy Carter

       February 16, 2005

    I'm sorry....

    The U.S.S. Jimmy Carter?!?

    My mind is starting to explode with all of the comedic possibilities. What, will the sub break down in the middle of the ocean on its way to rescue operations? Will everyone on the sub have to wear sweaters? Instead of a morale officer, will the boat feature a "malaise official?" What if the sub comes across a rabbit in the water? Will there be a "moral equivalent to combat operations" on this sub?

    These jokes just write themselves.

    Link via The Corner where I shamelessly tried to linkwhore this morning. Alas, Jonah posted my post but not the link. Where's Jordan Golson?!?


    Posted by John Tant at February 16, 2005 08:09 AM

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    Comments

    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: kris at February 16, 2005 08:50 AM

    Perhaps it will also lust after other subs in its heart

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: james at February 16, 2005 09:57 AM

    will iran immediately cease its nuclear program the day the jimmy carter is decommissioned?

    will there be a sibling ship named "the billy carter," and will it secretly operate on monies from terrorist nations?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: james at February 16, 2005 09:59 AM

    seen at the corner:
    "Will the U.S.S. Jimmy Carter be hammered together by weekend volunteers?"

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Aunti at February 16, 2005 05:46 PM

    ReFreakenDiculous.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Bv Big Bro at February 16, 2005 06:56 PM

    Carter is an ex president, and if memory serves, he was an officer on a nuclear sub. No different than an aircraft carrier named the Ronald Reagan.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: kris at February 16, 2005 11:33 PM

    Doug,

    You're right, Carter served on a nuclear sub. You know, I have no problem with a sub being named after him - that's cool, as President he's earned that honor. But I'm still going to make fun of it.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: John Tant at February 17, 2005 07:00 AM

    Just like I'll make fun of:

    the USS Lyndon Baines Johnson (God help the ship's dog...);

    the USS William Henry Harrison (They have to keep building a new ship every month);

    the USS Franklin Pierce (A perfect spy platform, since no one cares to know anything about it...);

    or the USS Benjamin Harrison (You can buy your way in...).

    I think the word I'm looking for here is irony. Carter having a warship named after him, considering his history, is too rich to ignore.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Michael Taylor at February 19, 2005 02:58 PM

    If I have to put up with a carrier being named after
    Ronald Reagan you can put up with Jimmy Carter. Why are we celebrating the life of a president-Reagan- who lied to us about a war in C.America, missused funds and generally didn't give a damm about the average American. But then again they also named a carrier after Bush senior anoyther man of dubious character who's greatest contribution to America was fathering the least intelligent president in history

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: Christopher Jost at February 19, 2005 07:10 PM

    Whatever his faults as President, he was a graduate of Annapolis and was the only President to qualify on submarines - and also completeted the Navy's nuclear power program. Before he was a politician, he served. Please keep that in mind.

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: George Joseph Gatis at February 20, 2005 04:10 PM

    Since Jimmy Carter brokered the rip-off arrangement with the North Koreans, where we gave them billions in a quid pro quo for their lies about their nukes, can we give this submarine to the North Koreans for more lies that make us feel good?

     
     
    #  March 7th, 2005 6:48 PM      Converted_Comment
    Converted comment: Posted by: at February 23, 2005 12:28 AM

    Anyone who served on a nuclear pig has earned his dues. Most people can't hack it.
    Imagine living in a space capsule for 6 months.

     
     
    #  May 13th, 2005 1:58 PM      Redoubt
    It's truly amazing how some can take a person's political affiliations and twist it into something like an Al Cappone crime novel. Carter served honorably and was in the sub service and did quite well.

    If you dislike his politics, fine. But why hate their service to their country too?

    Just another reason to see that ALL politicians and ALL those who follow them blindly are either neanderthals or just plain stupid.  
     

     

     


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