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  • Russ Feingold's Top Ten Pick Up Lines

       April 14, 2005

    Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold is getting divorced, and even though he's a Democrat, now that he's "out there," the fine community here at Dummocrats thought they'd all pitch in and come up with a few pickup lines to help him out as he tries to find that special someone. So, without further ado, we proudly present:

    Senator Russ Feingold's Top Ten Pickup Lines
    (Bonus: it's Big Ten styled, baby!)

    11. "That Bolton confirmation vote isn't the only thing coming up..."

    10. "Damn girl, you have more curves than Ted Kennedy!"

    9. "You look like a golddigger to me, which is good, cuz I'm some fine gold."

    8. "I believe all Americans deserve affordable health care. Mind if I check you out?"

    7. "If I said a woman has a right to make her own choices about her body, would you hold it against me?"

    6. "Oh baby, it's hot in here. Is it global warming, or is it just you?"

    5. "┐Necesitas un greencard?"

    4. "You are second-hand smokin'!"

    3. "Now you've got a rack I'd like to invade!"

    2. "It's ok, bring your husband - as McCain will tell ya, I'm bipartisan."

    And, Russ Feingold's number one pickup line is:

    1. "Hi, I'm Russ Feingold, and I'm a Senator. From Wisconsin!"

    Posted by at April 14, 2005 12:25 AM

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    #  April 14th, 2005 2:51 PM      chummer
    very good stuff. Numbers 8 and 2 are my faves.  
    #  April 14th, 2005 6:05 PM      bobsmith
    Please stop calling me.  



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