April 22, 2005

I have it on good authority that when Jane Fonda would appear in movies, during the shooting her co-stars would let loose with the snark and the scene would have to be reshot. These outtakes have been unknown...until now.

The Top Ten Jane Fonda Movie Outtakes

10: The China Syndrome

Kimberly Wells:[defending her cameraman] He's good, I think he's good. He's won a lot of awards.

Don Jacovich: Did he win any for manning a Viet Cong anti-aircraft battery?

9: On Golden Pond

Chelsea Thayer Wayne: It just seems like we've been mad at each other for so long...

Norman : Well, having a Blame America Firster as a daughter does that to a guy.

8: 9 to 5

Judy: What are we going to do? If we let him go, he'll call the police.

Doralee: You're right, we can't have that. They might start a treason investigation.

7: The Electric Horseman

Hallie Martin: I'm just trying to be pleasant. You get so worked up about everything.

Sonny Steele: I don't get worked up over EVERYTHING. Just know-nothing asses who hang out with communists while they're killing Americans. And to top it all off, I gotta cart your ass across creation.

6: Barefoot In The Park

Corie Bratter: Thank you, Mr. Dooley. Next time you're in New York, just call me up.

Paul Bratter: Well, I tried last time, but got your prerecorded message about US soldiers being war criminals.

5: The Electric Horseman

Hallie Martin: I've been to the rodeo. Twice.

Sonny Steele: I didn't know the Viet Cong had rodeos.

4: Cat Ballou

Cat: Where are you staying?

Jed: I'm not sure. Can you recommend a good hotel in Hanoi?

3: Agnes of God

Doctor Martha Livingston: Agnes, how do you feel about babies?

Sister Agnes: Do you mean innocent Viet Cong babies or future war criminal American babies?

2: Klute

Bree Daniel: Tell me, Klute. Did we get you a little? Huh? Just a little bit? Us city folk? The sin, the glitter, the wickedness? Huh?

John Klute : Yeah, whatever. Hey, your plane to Hanoi leaves in an hour.

1: Barbarella

The Great Tyrant: Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty.

Barbarella: My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella.

The Great Tyrant: Well, I thought "Pretty-Pretty" sounded better than "Traitor-Traitor."

Posted by John Tant at April 22, 2005 12:56 PM

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