I hoped it wouldn't happen. I wished it wouldn't happen. But, it happened. Our fair Janelle was evicted from the Big Brother house tonight. Ivette won the final Head of Household competition and chose to take the evil Maggie with her to the final two.

Janelle will not win $500,000, but I suspect she'll earn far more than that as with her beauty and demonstrated popularity she's going to receive a LOT of offers in the coming weeks. I hope that she and Michael make it as a couple and I hope that she and Kaysar go on The Amazing Race next season and kick ass.

As for the show, I don't know if I even want to watch it anymore. I guess I want Ivette to win. Ironically enough, however, if she does it's going to be on the votes of people not in her alliance. I see the votes breaking down like this:

April: definitely for Maggie
Jennifer: definitely for Maggie
Beau: definitely for Ivette
Janelle: definitely for Ivette

So, it comes down to Rachel, Howie & James. I think James will lean to Ivette while Rachel (soley due to Ivette's nasty exit comments) will lean to Maggie. So, it'll come down to Howie. I think Howie will vote for Maggie to win, but at least Ivette has a possibility to win now. I dislike her, but her treatment of Janelle this week (at least to her face) means that she now has a chance to win.

To be honest though, I'd rather watch a reunion show with all the houseguests than watch either of these two bitches win half a million dollars.

Speaking of bitches, I have to mention my favorite moment of the show: Sarah holding up a pink "Bye Bye Bitches" t-shirt. Ah Sarah, apparently we hardly knew ye. James better treat her right.

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