Top Ten Reasons That I Wasn't Nominated for the Supreme Court
All this talk about Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has me thinking, "Why wasn't I nominated?" After all, I'm probably just as qualified for the High Bench as she is -- which is to say that I'm completely unqualified.
Kris thought that a top ten list would help my ego recover from the egrigious slight, so she helped me compile the following:
Top Ten Reasons That I Wasn't Nominated For the Supreme Court11. Numerous law school school assignments have resulted in a long, attackable paper trail.
10. Too much of a DC insider.
9. The 50 best looking people on the Hill didn't want more competition.
8. Too much previous judicial experience by way of my service as a safety monitor in 3rd grade.
7. Not on the Gang of 14's "Approved list".
6. Love of brats shows a contempt for the concerns of Muslim Americans.
5. Pollack isn't a "real" minority.
4. I was actually nominated, but I want to get the hell out of DC.
3. Degree from top-notch law school makes me unable to comprehend the problems of the "average" people.
2. No boobies.
Posted by jkhat at October 5, 2005 10:17 PM
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Comments
| # October 6th, 2005 8:52 AM Slimer |
| In the interest of being fair and balanced I have to reveal that I have personal knowldge that reasons 11, 3 and 2 are completely false. |
| # October 6th, 2005 9:33 AM kris |
| and here I was thinking that 9 was the real stretch. |
| # October 6th, 2005 8:01 PM james |
| excellent points, both |
| # October 7th, 2005 10:17 AM Barovan |
| be careful with that Busch line, here in Maryland Busch has been a real pain in the a$$ as the Majority Leader of the House of Delagates. |