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7/26/1452 Anno Hegirae (11/21/2030 Anno Domini)

MECCA (Al Jazeerah) - World Caliphate Museum Exhibit Opens

In a new exhibit modeled after the one in the Vietnamese Communist War Remnants Museum that honored the contributions of Senator John Kerry and actress Jane Fonda to the Communist victory over America in the Vietnam War, the World Caliphate acknowledges the contributions of the British MP George Galloway, American (Representative, Senator) _______________ and journalist ____________________. Without their unrelenting calls for tolerance and appeasement, without their efforts to proclaim every bad act and ignore every military victory by the imperialist crusaders, the sacrifices of our martyrs to defeat the infidels might have been in vain because there was certainly no way we could defeat them except by a superior media campaign.

In the name of Allah the Compassionate, the Merciful, we salute these dhimmis for taking the heart and will to win from the infidel imperialists.

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