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  • I Need A Good Fake Name

       December 06, 2005

    It seems like every other day there's a story about an internet writer who's been fired, or expelled, or lost a scholarship or is just getting harassed. I'm amazed that anyone writes under their real name. There are too many asshats and freaks out there and there's too much to lose. I want to be able to safely express myself, but I also want my privacy and piece of mind.

    With that in mind, I think it's time I got myself a better fake name. Something catchy like "Ron Mexico" but not overly cutesy (so no "Chesty LaRue" or "Amanda Hugankiss" please).

    I'd like something clever that maybe gives just the slightest hint to my secret identity. Does anyone have some suggestions for me?


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    Comments

    #  December 6th, 2005 7:22 PM      KVBigSis
    Lucy Landa. You know why.  
     
    #  December 6th, 2005 9:07 PM      james
    i think KV already won. there's no beating that suggestion, so im not going to even try.  
     
    #  December 9th, 2005 2:16 AM      mbrlr
    The best name, and I think it could be applicable to either sex nowadays, is from "The Miracle of Morgans Creek" --- Ignatz Ratzkywatzky  
     
    #  December 9th, 2005 6:08 AM      Daddy
    My favorite Monty Python name:

    Ron Obvious.  
     

     

     


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