American Idol Season 5 Preview-Part 1-The Girls
After what has seemed like about 32 weeks, American Idol is down to the final 24 contestants. Starting Tuesday, we get to vote for our favorites. Of course, since the producers would rather spend time on people like the vile Brittenum twins than on the talented kids who actually made it this far, I have almost no idea who my favorites are yet.
Since I have yet to hear most of the constestants sing for more than a few seconds at a time, it's hard to judge them. But judge them I will. First up, it's the girls, who will compete on Tuesday.
||She's really tall. As Presidential elections often show, Americans like to vote for tall people.||She kind of has a bitch face, doesn't she? Plus, her biggest obstacle is "Overcoming people's incorrect assumptions about me." Oh get over yourself, sweetie.|
||She's really gorgeous. Damn!||She's really gorgeous. Bitch!|
||This diva received plenty of airtime.||During that airtime, she acted like a brat who couldn't sing that well.|
||People might mistake her for the much-hyped Kellie Pickler||Who? At this point she's an unknown who has barely been seen on screen.|
||Good singer who has received a sympathetic edit so far (she was the one who was critical of some of the judges' other cuts)||She was critical of the judges until they put her through, then she was all smiles. That's a touch hypocritical, don't you think?|
||Tons of hype throughout the show.||Too much like last year's winner, Carrie Underwood.|
||Cool name.||Another "who?". She'll have to knock it out of the park to make it past the first cut.|
||Okay singer, lots of early praise.||Had a great audition, but I haven't thought much of her singing since.|
||Great voice and the audience will feel sorry for her because Simon made fun of her weight.||She really does, as Bart Simpson might say, have a "Hugh Jazz". When it comes down to it American likes their female Idols a little skinnier.|
||She's a shoo in for the "guys who like boobs" vote. They won't notice if she can sing or not.||She and Katharine McPhee seem like almost the same person, don't they? I doubt they'll both make it through and Katharine has received more airtime.|
||Fantastic audition and has been edited to be a real sweetheart.||Her Hollywood performances were a little subpar. Plus, she might lose votes because of her industry connections (people will think she doesn't need to win to have a career).|
||Quirky girl is different from the rest of the bunch.||Time and time again, America has shown it doesn't like its Idols quirky.|
Stay tuned for a preview of the guys and all of our American Idol coverage this season.
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|# February 19th, 2006 10:14 PM Daddy|
|I thought you told me Melissa M. had boobs. WTF...? What were you lookin' at?
Becky's gorgeous AND an athlete. Yummmm--mmmeeee!! Tomboys RULE!!
|# February 20th, 2006 9:50 AM kris|
|see here. |
|# February 20th, 2006 11:49 AM jagorham|
|Not exactly what I'd call mondo hooters. |
|# February 20th, 2006 12:20 PM james|
|i agree, kris is really overestimating melissa m.
that ayla m is the one playing bball at BC on scholarship, daddy - is becky also an athlete?
the women i like for talent reasons, in order
the women i predict to make the top 6, for "idol" reasons
i) roman numerals rock
|# February 20th, 2006 12:45 PM kris|
|Becky played D1 basketball at Niagra. Also, she apparently posed for some racy lesbianesque pictures in Maxim.
I stand by my Melissa evaluation. In that picture she looks like a regular Chesty LaRue.
|# February 20th, 2006 8:12 PM Daddy|
|I stand by my Melissa evaluation. In that picture she looks like a regular Chesty LaRue.
Not even almost. That's just fabric.
Hell, even I can tell the difference between bazooms and padding. She's built like a mannequin.