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  • American Idol Season 5 Preview-Part 1-The Girls

       February 19, 2006

    After what has seemed like about 32 weeks, American Idol is down to the final 24 contestants. Starting Tuesday, we get to vote for our favorites. Of course, since the producers would rather spend time on people like the vile Brittenum twins than on the talented kids who actually made it this far, I have almost no idea who my favorites are yet.

    Since I have yet to hear most of the constestants sing for more than a few seconds at a time, it's hard to judge them. But judge them I will. First up, it's the girls, who will compete on Tuesday.

    Contestant For Against


    Ayla Brown

    She's really tall. As Presidential elections often show, Americans like to vote for tall people. She kind of has a bitch face, doesn't she? Plus, her biggest obstacle is "Overcoming people's incorrect assumptions about me." Oh get over yourself, sweetie.


    Becky O'Donohue

    She's really gorgeous. Damn! She's really gorgeous. Bitch!


    Brenna Gethers

    This diva received plenty of airtime. During that airtime, she acted like a brat who couldn't sing that well.


    Heather Cox

    People might mistake her for the much-hyped Kellie Pickler Who? At this point she's an unknown who has barely been seen on screen.


    Katharine McPhee

    Good singer who has received a sympathetic edit so far (she was the one who was critical of some of the judges' other cuts) She was critical of the judges until they put her through, then she was all smiles. That's a touch hypocritical, don't you think?


    Kellie Pickler

    Tons of hype throughout the show. Too much like last year's winner, Carrie Underwood.


    Kinnik Sky

    Cool name. Another "who?". She'll have to knock it out of the park to make it past the first cut.


    Lisa Tucker

    Okay singer, lots of early praise. Had a great audition, but I haven't thought much of her singing since.


    Mandisa

    Great voice and the audience will feel sorry for her because Simon made fun of her weight. She really does, as Bart Simpson might say, have a "Hugh Jazz". When it comes down to it American likes their female Idols a little skinnier.


    Melissa McGhee

    She's a shoo in for the "guys who like boobs" vote. They won't notice if she can sing or not. She and Katharine McPhee seem like almost the same person, don't they? I doubt they'll both make it through and Katharine has received more airtime.


    Paris Bennett

    Fantastic audition and has been edited to be a real sweetheart. Her Hollywood performances were a little subpar. Plus, she might lose votes because of her industry connections (people will think she doesn't need to win to have a career).


    Stevie Scott

    Quirky girl is different from the rest of the bunch. Time and time again, America has shown it doesn't like its Idols quirky.

    Stay tuned for a preview of the guys and all of our American Idol coverage this season.


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    Comments

    #  February 19th, 2006 10:14 PM      Daddy
    I thought you told me Melissa M. had boobs. WTF...? What were you lookin' at?

    Becky's gorgeous AND an athlete. Yummmm--mmmeeee!! Tomboys RULE!!

     
     
    #  February 20th, 2006 9:50 AM      kris
    see here.  
     
    #  February 20th, 2006 11:49 AM      jagorham
    Not exactly what I'd call mondo hooters.  
     
    #  February 20th, 2006 12:20 PM      james
    i agree, kris is really overestimating melissa m.

    that ayla m is the one playing bball at BC on scholarship, daddy - is becky also an athlete?

    the women i like for talent reasons, in order

    i) paris
    ii) lisa
    iii) pickler

    the women i predict to make the top 6, for "idol" reasons

    i) pickler
    ii) lisa
    iii) paris

    i) roman numerals rock  
     
    #  February 20th, 2006 12:45 PM      kris
    Becky played D1 basketball at Niagra. Also, she apparently posed for some racy lesbianesque pictures in Maxim.

    I stand by my Melissa evaluation. In that picture she looks like a regular Chesty LaRue.  
     
    #  February 20th, 2006 8:12 PM      Daddy
    I stand by my Melissa evaluation. In that picture she looks like a regular Chesty LaRue.

    Not even almost. That's just fabric.

    Hell, even I can tell the difference between bazooms and padding. She's built like a mannequin.  
     

     

     


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