Tonight, the Lucky Seven become the Six Sirens (too lame?). Seacrest is in and already lecturing us about how we didn't vote enough for our favorites. Hopefully our "favorites" include Pickler.

Rod Stewart is in the house. He slaughters "The Way You Look Tonight", turning an upbeat, breezy, swinging tune into a downbeat lullaby. He's taken every little bit of life out of the song. Well Rod, I must say, I certainly don't think you're sexy now. Nor do I want your body.

Next week, Andrea Bocelli will coach the top six as they perform the "greatest love songs of all time". Wow, so someone's gonna sing "Baby Got Back"?

Let's get down to business. Ryan separates the Idols into two groups. My tip: you don't want to be with Ace, kids.

Far group: Elliott, Pickler, Katharine
Near group: Chris, Paris, Ace (kudos once again to Dial Idol)

Taylor is sittin' pretty on the couch. He's safe. Ryan asks him join the group he thinks is safe. What a crappy thing to do. If I were Taylor I'd go sit with Randy, Paula & Simon.

Taylor basically walks around until he gets it right. Elliott, Pickler and Katharine are safe. Ryan sends Paris back right away. Okay, this is totally producer interference here as I think they are making sure that they scare the hell out of Chris' fans.

Of course, Chris is safe and Ace is gone. A few bullet points of advice from me to Ace:

• Don't cut your hair
• Stay away from the Queen (what you do with queens is completely up to you)
• Work the falsetto
• Find out what Andrew Ridgely is doing these days