The night kicks off with a long-awaited group song. I love the group songs! They're singing "Together, We Are One", whatever that is. It's all about touching stars and making dreams come true. Oh gag. Why can't they do a group number about wanting to beat the crap out of each other. Something like "Alone, I Am The Best". In any case, the star of the song is clearly Paris. I know that she can be annoying, but I'll definitely buy Paris' record. She's an unpredictable, gutty performer.

To distract from his feud with Paula, Ryan craftily tries to get the judges to fight amongst themselves. Heh, let's just say that Ryan doesn't have to try that hard ;-)

Now it's down to business.

Taylor: safe (duh)
Chris: safe (double duh)
Paris: bottom two (triple duh)

The show's producers, because they're mean, make Paris sing "Kiss" again. Why do they torture these kids? On to the rest.

Elliott: bottom two (that's a surprise!)
Katharine: safe

As Elliott sings "On Broadway" again, I have to tell you that I'm completely sure he's safe. Poor Paris.

And I'm right. It's Paris' time to go home. Goodbye Princess P. I'll miss you. And honey, you did not have a bad day!