We start in Freemantle, perched on Australia's Indian Ocean
Where the teams had a pit stop after a leg full of motion.
In the lead, as usual, it was the obnoxious Frats
Followed by the Hippies, Ray & Yolanda and MoJo (those brats).

The teams headed off to Perth's Swan Bell Tower
Where stealthy teams called taxis to pick them up on the hour.
The Frats cancelled their cabs and started playing dirty
While Eric and Monica got a little bit flirty.

But Karma is a bitch
and in a delightful switch
The Frats' cab never came
and they were left looking mighty lame.

All the teams ended up on the same flight
And they were in Darwin later that night.
They retrieved a clue from a pond of crocodiles
And then took a 50-mile drive that tested their wiles.

The hippies were first as the Yield sign loomed
It was obvious that MoJo was doomed.
As B.J. took the Roadblock and got to go skydiving
MoJo pouted and their relationship wasn't thriving

As always, the Detours offered teams the opportunity to choose
In this case it was hiking or learning to play didjeridoos
The Frats and the Hippies went hiking and were slow
It was faster to find Aborigines and learn how to blow.

Time for the Pit Stop. Who would be first?
It's Ray & Yolanda, who used to be worst!
The other three teams raced to the mat in an old-fashioned foot race
And at the end, it was the Hippies who were finally outpaced.

Luckily for them, they got good news from Phil
It was a non-elimination leg-oh, the thrill.
No possessions, no money, nothing at all
But they're still in the running for the million dollars, y'all.

Next week Thailand beckons for our Final Four
Non-elims are over, so someone will be headed for the door.
If this Amazing verse isn't enough information,
head to the Viking Pundit for his take on the non-elimination.