The Real 8/10 Plotters
Forget about the Islamofascists, it's obvious to me who is really behind the "8/10" plot: Procter & Gamble. Think about it. From now on, law abiding citizens will be forced to pack their toiletries in their checked luggage. Because these items must be checked, the overall volume of checked luggage will increase. Even more luggage will be lost. And all of that luggage will contain toiletries that need to be replaced almost immediately. Sales of these items will increase dramatically. Forget about the military-industrial complex. It's time to worry about the hygienic-moisturizer complex.
Either that, or it's the French. We know all about their fear and loathing of basic hygiene.
Posted by at August 11, 2006 10:59 AM
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|# August 11th, 2006 12:45 PM Jib|
|Damn Bush & Company and their ties to Big Hygiene. |
|# August 11th, 2006 10:58 PM JimK|
|I tried to trackback, but it seems to be broken, I got a 404 error.
I've incorporated your theory into my theory here. :) We're SO on to something with this.
|# August 12th, 2006 1:03 PM Yolo_Cowboy|
|No war for liquids!
Has Haliburton purchased P&G?
Bush lied, and now my hair has split ends!
This is so fun.