Tonight you can sit back and watch the election results like a responsible, sober adult or you can play my election results drinking game. I refuse to endorse either option, it's your very own "Decision 2006". Whatever you choose to do, have fun. Here are the rules:

1. Any report of voter fraud - 1 drink.
2. Any time a race is declared for a candidate with less than 1% of precincts reporting - 2 drinks
3. "Diebold" - 3 drinks
4. "Liberal media bias" - 2 drinks.
5. Any time someone mentions Michael J. Fox - 2 drinks
6. "Gay marriage" - 1 drink
7. A gloating Joe Lieberman is interviewed - 2 drinks
8. Kinky Friedman wins in Texas - 1 delicious margarita
9. Hillary Clinton's 2008 run for the Presidency is mentioned - 1 drink
10."bloggers" - 1 drink
11."control of the House" - 1 sip (let's not get out of control!)
12. A race is declared and then undeclared -3 drinks
13. A conservative commentator blames a defeat on Tom Foley - 2 drinks
14. "stem cells" - 1 drink
15. Any time a candidate is referred to as being opposed to "immigration" rather than "illegal immigration" - 1 drink
16. John Kerry defends himself - 2 drinks
17. Any time Iraq is mentioned when discussing a state race - 3 drinks
18. A celebrity is interviewed for their election night insight - 2 drinks
19. The network talking head busts out the whiteboard - 3 drinks
20. "negative campaigning" - 1 drink
21. "Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi" - finish the whole bottle