Vital Idol - Girls Rule, Boys Drool
Vital Idol – Hos from different area codes. This is my homage to Ludacris. An unfortunate fella got my friends and I drunk on whiskey before I played my sad VCR replay. True to my Irish Midwestern roots I am too cheap to buy this Tivo I hear so much about.
Jordin Sparks – I love Pat Benetar, but this is just good bad karaoke. I’m digging the hair and SITC necklace, but still this is pretty lame.
Sabrina – She’s serious tonight, furrowed brow and all, but damn, she tries to tackle a group song. Sounds OK, nice hair, but she is not En Vogue and she just vibes her way through the song and lets the background singers do all the work. Weak.
Barbarella – Still tonedeaf, yet fabulously Degarmoesque. No skills and can’t pay the bills, but the coasties will keep voting for her sorry ass. Nice lip gloss and hooker boots.
Haley Scrubnato – I think this is Faith Hill, anyhoo it sucks and it’s still very high school musical. She also looks a little trashy in the Shakira rip-off top.
Stephanie – Nice dress! But she’s really pulling the Beyonce tone and while most people thing that’s a good thing, I don’t. I’m fairly certain Melinda and Lakisha will eat her for breakfast.
Lakisha – Nice. Beautiful tone, soulful and her dress is flattering. And she’s discoved the flat iron.
Gina – Likes trolls and pickles. She also likes to think she can sing like Amy Lee. Very bizarre fashion choice, but she’s holding up pretty well, even though her tone sucks. I think she needs to sing some KC and get the hero worship over with.
Melinda – Nice dress, song and hair. She has pipes and can really rock any song she decides to sing. I think she is by far the best singer this year.
Bottom Two: Scrubnato, Barbarella
Boot: Scrubato, Jordin
Posted by at March 7, 2007 09:40 PM
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|# March 7th, 2007 9:55 PM kris|
|I'd order them:
Jordin - I have a weakness for Pat Benatar
Lakisha - but she's still too Broadway musical number for me
Gina - she really does need to break out the Clarkson. i heart her layers
Stephanie - great dress, bad hair, decent vocals
Melinda - her stylist needs to be shot and i still don't care for her singing. i don't get the melinda love
Sabrina - meh
Scrubnato - she's just a pageant singer
Barbarella - horrid and not even in a fun way, but, nice boots
I predict that Sabrina & Scrubnato go home tomorrow.
|# March 8th, 2007 9:20 AM james|
. all forgettable
antonella was the worst
going home: sabrina & stephanie, because sabrina is creepy and stephanie is boring.
|# March 8th, 2007 8:35 PM themandownthehall|
|Kris, that title is exactly on target. I wouldn't be surprised if the next 5 "you're going home" are guys. There was a night and day difference between the 2 groups.
Sabrina had the worst spot. It's always dangerous going first. One idol site calculated that the person who goes first has a greater than 50/50 shot at going home once the top 12 are set. If you want to avoid going home when going first, you have to rock it good and she did. She'll be safe.
Sabrina has the second worst position, and having to follow Jordin she's in trouble. Not bad, but way too forgettable.
Antonella: Hey, she got some notes on key! Wow! Finally, after weeks and weeks of sounding like a Jack Bauer victim, she sounds like a sick dog instead. An improvement. VFTW has their sights on her, but I don't think they are that strong. She may make it to the final 12 but not much further.
Haley - didn't do that bad. She's safe.
Stephanie: Another generic Whitney wannabe. Same as all the other Whitney wannabes. She'll go home.
LaKisha - one of the final 2. She's here forever.
Gina - Ok, she's dressed real hot. Wow. Maybe I'll get over her tongue ring if she keeps dressing like that. Wow. She sang decently too. She'll stay.
Melinda - Is there anyone who doesn't think she'll be in the final 2? She's the best. Wow.
I'll be honest and tell you my predictions yesterday were for Stephanie and Sabrina with Sabrina being possible.