Who's going home to the place where they belong? I bet it's one of the girls.

Attention songwriters: starting today you can enter the American Idol songwriting contest. The winning song will be performed at the grand finale. Hmmm, I've got a few songs that'll definitely make David Hasselhoff cry. Of course, they'd also make FCC cry. C'est la vie.

To start off the results, the contestants are divided into three groups of 3: Blake, Chris & Sanjaya are one. Haley, Gina & Phil are another and Jordin, LaKisha and Melinda make up the third. I don't know about you all, but that middle group looks like trouble to me. And yep, groups 1 and 3 are safe.

Tony Bennett has the flu, so instead we're getting a performance from Michael Buble. If Michael was a contestant, he'd be getting his ass voted off because he can't enunciate or sing into the damn microphone. I guess it just goes to show that "stars" can suck just as bad as Gina, Phil & Haley. Additionally, Buble brings the Creep Factor to a whole new level by leeringly asking Ryan if he's wasting his vote by calling in for Antonella. He's just absolutely nasty.

Back to the results - Phil is safe (boo!). Heh, Haley & Gina both look extremely bitter and are on the verge of tears. Aw, I feel kind of bad. Neither of them are going to win, but they're decent singers and seem like perfectly nice girls. And just like that, it's Gina Glocksen who's going home.

Next week: Jo Lo.