It’s Latin night on Idol and Jenny from the Block is the “mentor” this week. This should be fun.

Melinda – “Sway” – Sounds perfecto. She looks a bit less terrible this week, although she really reminds me of Gladys Knight.

Lakisha – “Conga” – Cone-ga, it’s conga ho, and don’t you forget it. Back-fat aside, (and after trying on my wedding gown I know a thing or two about back-fat) I like the dress and flat iron hair. It’s a bit more modern, which is good. I think she’s safe.

Chris – “Smooth” – He sounds like a poor man’s Rob Thomas and he didn’t quite get the pronunciation of munequita correct. I hate him this week. I think he’ll be in the bottom this week.

Scrubnato – “Turn the Beat Around” – Well, she looks fantastic again, despite the formal shorts, again. The sound is not so good and she really starts to caterwaul midway through. Man, she is really not a singer. I feel as though she should have tried out for “Grease: You’re the One That I Want” instead of Idol.

Phil – “Maria, Maria” – I love the hat Phil! He sounds OK, not great, but good. Whoa, he actually has a pretty authentic-sounding voice lately. Could I be a Phil convert? I think so. He’s by far the best of the night so far, until he hits a baaaaaaaaaaaad note. Dammit Phil, I was starting to like you.

Jordin – “Rhythm is Gonna Get You” – Meh. It’s a bit boring, but still by far one of the better performances of the night.

Blake – “I Need to Know” – J-Lo says: Oh no, cholo, you did not just try to do my Marc Antonio’s song. I will cast my Santeria powers over you and vote you off! I mean it. The Simon Le Bon hat. The pretty man mullet. The nose like a baked potato. I think he’s gonna land at the bottom of the pile.

Sanjaya – “Besame Mucho” – Wow. Actually singing in Spanish. Tall props. He’s the best supergay Indian Leif Garrett-alike ever!

Boot: Blake
Dream Boot: Haley