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  • American Idol Results Recap - Haley Voted Off

       April 11, 2007

    I have a bad feeling about tonight kids. Is this the end of Sanjaya? I hope not.

    Tonight's show is a fillerific hour long, so there's time for a medley. It's some latin song..."Valdamore" or something like that, I have no idea. All Sanjaya gets to do is whisper in Spanish. I think the Nigels & Simons are discriminating against Indian-Americans.

    More filler. Ryan talks to people in Los Angeles. Akon sings. Akon is really just the Bobby McFerrin of the 2000s, isn't he? Oh wait, is Akon the singer or is he just the other guy who says "yeah yeah"? It's so hard to keep track of music these days...

    Time for the results:

    • Phil is in the bottom three (yay!)
    • LaKisha is safe
    • Jordin is safe (but girl, you better bring it next time)
    • Ryan skips Sanjaya (wtf?)
    • Melinda is safe, of course. She's still boring
    • Haley joins Phil in the bottom three
    • Back to Sanjaya and again Ryan teases him. Stop it!
    • Blake is safe (and is a handsome devil)
    • It's down to Chris & Sanjaya. Sanjaya is safe!!! Long live Sanjaya!!

    The studio audience can suck it.

    As we say in Wisconsin, it's a "moo" point because Chris is immediately sent back to the couches. He lives to Timberfake another day.

    Jennifer Lopez gets a full on pimping, including a sweet Sanjaya interview in which he hopes to get her number and promises that Marc Anthony doesn't have to find out. Viva La Sanjaya!

    Oh god. J Lo steps out and is joined by half a dozen dancers decked out in what can only be described as sexy CHIPS uniforms. I know that's a dated reference, but J Lo is way past her expiration date too, so I think it's appropriate. All this performance does is make me remember how awesome Shakira was last season. Shakira! Shakira!

    I hate these long results shows. I barely even remember who is in the bottom two. Oh yeah, Phil & Haley. I kind of wish Phil was gone, but it's Haley. Farewell dear, comet. May you someday blaze through the pageant circuit skies.

    Next week: it's Country Week with Martina McBride.


    Posted by kris at April 11, 2007 08:58 PM

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