I keep forgetting that Chris & LaKisha two contestants will be voted off tonight. I guess that's why Seacrest promised no filler. Of course, it's all a pack of lies. Lies!

Honestly folks, I have no idea who Robin Thicke is. When they were saying "Robin Thicke" I was thinking they really meant "Alan Thicke" and I couldn't figure out why they were making such a big deal about him. After hearing this Robin Thicke character sing, I still don't understand the fuss. He's a breathy mess.

It's time to get rid of people. Yay! Melinda, Phil & LaKisha hit center stage together. Melinda is safe, as is LaKisha (nice black & white dress, by the way). So Phil is going home. Well that sucks. I was just starting to like him. At least "Blaze of Glory" is the coolest sing off evah!

It's funny that Seacrest hypes Bon Jovi as "rockers", but they choose to sing a quiet ballad tonight. What a mistake. It's a boring song, although Jon Bon Jovi is still undeniably hot.

So now it's down to Chris & Blake. Please don't let it be Blake. Please don't let it be Blake. Please don't let it be Blake. And, it's Chris. Whew.

Next week: Barry Gibb! Really?? Is there any chance Justin Timberlake will show up to do a true version of the Barry Gibb Talk Show? And really, how unfair is that Chris will miss Bee Gees week. Stupid America. Grumble. Grumble.