Since so many republicans are having a hard time figuring out which candidate to to support, I thought that a few quizzes may be of help.

Here's one at USA Today

Here's on that seems to answer "Ron Paul," "Dennis Kucinich," or "Mike Gravel" for most every set of answers.*

Here's one that makes you first assign weights to issues.**

Here's one that grossly oversimplifies things.***

From what I can tell, I should vote for Ron Paul or Mike Gravel or Dennis Kucinich or Hillary or Obama or Fred or Huckabee. Clear as mud, huh?

I think that the best approach for me is going to be one similar to Vote For The Worst's American Idol strategy - I am going to vote for the most entertaining candidate, regardless of his or her political positions. So listen up, candidates - if you want my vote, now would be a good time to start giving debate responses in song, becoming frequently forgetful of your present location, running away from local fauna, dressing up in funny outfits, or just falling down a lot.

Or anything else you think may win my fancy. Use your imagination.****

* I tried twice.
** Which doesn't work for me, because I care about everything at about the same level: meh.
*** Exactly like the others don't.
**** Extra points if you say the word "penis"