State of the Union vs. the Union of the Snake
January 27, 2010
Posted by at January 27, 2010 06:21 PM
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I would rather watch Duran Duran's Union of the Snake video than tonight's State of the Union address. It isn't even close. In a lovely table format, here's why:
| Category | State of the Union | Union of the Snake |
| Length | At least 30 minutes | 4 minutes and 16 seconds |
| 2nd in Command |  Joe Biden |  John Taylor |
| Lizard Men? | No (although some of the older members of Congress are getting close) | Yes |
| Can you dance to it? | No, but you can stand to applaud at pre-determined intervals | Yes! |
| Spin? | Every single word, for hours on end | Like a record baby. Right round. Round round. |
Posted by at January 27, 2010 06:21 PM
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