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  • Alternative State Ad Slogans

       June 23, 2011

    With summer finally here, I've been seeing a lot of state-specific tourism ads. The taglines of these ads just kill me. I saw one for Illinois the other day that said "Mile after Magnificent Mile". Whatever, Illinois. Colorado's ads say "In a place called Colorado". That's accurate, but not exactly descriptive.

    I think it's time for accuracy and descriptiveness in tourism, so I'd like to propose the following slogans:

    Alabama: There's A Band Named After Us!
    Arizona: The Immigrants Did It
    Delaware: Who Knew?
    Hawaii Want A Birth Certificate?
    Indiana: It Takes Way Longer To Drive Through Than You Thought, Huh?
    Minnesota: Passive Aggressive Since 1858
    New Jersey: America's Dumpster
    North Dakota: No, The Other One
    Oregon: That's Not Skunk You Smell
    Vermont: We've Got Ice Cream

    So that's just a few off of the top of my head. Hopefully we can think of more, because the rest of the states sure need some help.


    Posted by kris at June 23, 2011 12:45 PM

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    #  June 23rd, 2011 7:15 PM      themandownthehall
    Texas: Proof that size doesn't matter

    Michigan: We're shaped like a mitten because you don't want to know where our hand's been.

    Iowa: I Owe the World an Apology

    Ohio: come for a car and a tat.

    Wisconsin: we're better than you because our "cheese" doesn't stink.

    California: come walk naked with us in front of your kids, but don't you dare serve them a kids meal

    Oklahoma: jealous of Texas since 11/16/1907

    New York: Slightly less a shit hole than New Jersey.

     
     

     

     


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